But if you are one of the lucky ones who's parents still care, boy have we got a treat for you. Welcome to The Ski Week gear guide 2017, the definitive list of rock solid gear that will keep you stomping landings and spraying jerrys with just the right amount of sass, from Niseko to Chamonix.
1. SUNGOD: CUSTOM REVOLT GOGGLE
4. DPS: CASSIAR 95 SKIS
I know what you're thinking, this list is just ski gear made in teal. Correction, this is a list of the BEST ski gear made in teal this year, and we stand by every recommendation. Now fire up a copy/paste and slap this on your mum's facebook wall. That will teach your parents to stay off social. It may also simultaneously hook your friends up with matching gear because parents just looove to talk, think of the #crewlove in your season pass photos.
-You know what to do.